6/27
Almost nobody pulls over
for sirens, or flashing lights
be they law, fire, or life,
while driving
in Los Angeles.
Because you almost always hear sirens,
almost always see flashing lights,
in red, and blue, and yellow, and white,
while driving
in Los Angeles.
4/22
Coachella
For one weekend
and a day,
halfway through
the month before May,
all the kids get together
they drive away from LA.
Some book hotels
they pamphlet the day,
they’re all in agreement,
“We came here to play!”
And I swear this damn town,
I mean that of LA
almost shuts down,
“Rather quiet,” I say.
When that sound
cometh ‘round,
138 miles
away.
For that day
for that weekend halfway,
for that month before May.
3/25
So, the Dow Jones drops, like,
a couple a’ thou.
A flaw in the model,
Wall Street’s runnin’ around.
Alan Greenspan,
the econo-mister
Christopher Brown.
Circa 2009.
1/26
This holiday hell
that tiredly belle
hath finally fell;
a near death knell,
and recovered fairly well.
12/21
H2theizzO
That abundant molecule
with lyrical filler or,
if Jay-Z
ever
did
bottled water.
Circa 2001.
12/21
Definitional Implication
Drawing from a 3cr philosophy background,
I will explain the relationship between
AXE body spray & MAXIM magazine.
If a man wears AXE body spray,
Then that man also reads MAXIM magazine.
Not all men who read MAXIM magazine,
wear AXE body spray.
But all men who wear AXE body spray,
read MAXIM magazine.
Circa 2006.
12/6
If ever I have the financial means to do so
I will buy a tow truck,
and when I go out,
I will park it wherever the fuck I feel like.
Hazards ablaze.
12/2
Britney Spears tears,
Lady Gaga spins,
Ashley Simpson laughs,
much to my chagrin.
Cut to Karen O
but before I begin:
Sandie Shaw
Eurovision
1967
Fin.
11/23
East on the 10
Toward downtown Los Angeles:
At some point
it seems,
every single driver
collectively agrees,
“Fuck it, we’re going 80.”
They can’t ticket everyone,
really.
11/11
That warm toilet seat:
It is comfortable,
while not very
comforting.
10/22
t-x-t-m-s-g while d-r-v-i-n-g:
Save it
for a
stop light.
10/20
A friend of mine,
this one girl,
she’s trying to lose weight.
Two weeks in,
she doth begin
to look quite thin.
Always out-of-it,
while rarely ever out.
This one thing,
man,
she swears by it.
(But I can’t remember it’s name.)
What’s the name of that one thing?
(You know what I’m talking about.)
The one with the belt?
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.The Lap-Band? (A
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And the weird canned food?
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.Weight Watchers? (A
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And all those needles?
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.Acupuncture? (A
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And all those spoons?
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.Hypnosis? (A
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No, no. That’s not it.
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Heroin.
10/20
Pop Music
Is it a sound or,
is it a retail benchmark?
10/2
You know what?
Do whatever you have to do to get your $.
When you finally get it,
do something special with it.
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