10/2
You know what?
Do whatever you have to do to get your $.
When you finally get it,
do something special with it.
9/29
Can we all agree on one thing?
Former President Bush 43:
If he promised,
to be honest,
could write
an amazing memoir.
9/21
I think the Aztec had it right.
If I were to pray,
(and I wanted to be scientific about it)
I might pray to the Sun.
9/19
Life:
Like a reproduced Kangxi porcelain vase.
Like the water and flowers inside of it.
It is cheap,
abundant,
and fragile.
9/17
Sans Ferdinand
The Prince of Bohemia unplanned or,
if I ever start a Franz Ferdinand cover band.
9/16
Sarcasm deserves its own punctuation mark,
something akin to its interjectory cousin,
but turned around upon its head.
I suggest an Inverted Exclamation Mark,
at the end of transcribed sarcasm:
¡
Mathematically speaking,
but not quite:
! = 1
. = 0
¡ = -1
THAT is a brilliant idea¡
(Nevermind—apparently it’s been done.)
9/14
Your lover shouldn’t be allowed to complain
about the size of your cock,
(too small)
unless they can fit
the entire thing inside their mouth.
(balls deep)
9/10
Other
Some people are addicted to things;
are
just
really
into
partying.
9/9
If you think about it,
everyone is a little bit gay.
And that’s ok.
9/8
If you think about it,
we are all whores.
And there’s nothing wrong with that.
