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2011,...</title><description>&lt;h2&gt;The New Yorker: &lt;i&gt;[C]onstruction workers who are going to have &lt;span style="color:red;font-family:Comic Sans, Comic Sans MS, cursive, sans-serif;"&gt;to&lt;/span&gt; start plying a new trade&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h5&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:danieljstwrt@gmail.com"&gt;2011, Daniel Stewart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;

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&lt;a href="http://lo-filosophy.com/photo/1280/2614829411/1/tumblr_lekq5aEstm1qzjv5b" title="James Surowiecki, The Financial Page, “The Jobs Crisis,” The New Yorker, January 3, 2011, p. 23"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lej778QnYv1qzgtm5.png" alt="James Surowiecki, The Financial Page, “The Jobs Crisis,” The New Yorker, January 3, 2011, p. 23, ⁋8"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h6&gt;(Click to view page)&lt;/h6&gt;
&lt;h6&gt;&lt;a href="http://lo-filosophy.com/photo/1280/2614829411/1/tumblr_lekq5aEstm1qzjv5b" title="James Surowiecki, The Financial Page, “The Jobs Crisis,” The New Yorker, January 3, 2011, p. 23"&gt;James Surowiecki, The Financial Page, “The Jobs Crisis,” The New Yorker, January 3, 2011, p. 23&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;
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&lt;div class="when"&gt;Monday, January 3, 2011&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Staff writer, James Surowiecki explores structural unemployment on The Financial Page of &lt;i&gt;The New Yorker&lt;/i&gt;. Addressing the future plight of unemployed skilled labor with a slick pun:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p style="margin-left:2em;margin-right:2em;text-align:justify;font-size:11pt;"&gt;“Structural issues aren’t irrelevant, of course; there are certainly plenty of construction workers who are going to have start plying a new trade.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
I believe this sentence is missing a preposition.
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p style="margin-left:2em;margin-right:2em;text-align:justify;font-size:11pt;"&gt;“Structural issues aren’t irrelevant, of course; there are certainly plenty of construction workers who are going to have &lt;span style="color:red;font-family:Comic Sans, Comic Sans MS, cursive, sans-serif;font-weight:900;"&gt;to&lt;/span&gt; start plying a new trade.”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2011/01/03/110103ta_talk_surowiecki" title="James Surowiecki, The Financial Page, “The Jobs Crisis,” The New Yorker, January 3, 2011, http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2011/01/03/110103ta_talk_surowiecki"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lejh294FCk1qzgtm5.png" alt="title=" james surowiecki the financial page jobs crisis new yorker january http:/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;h6&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2011/01/03/110103ta_talk_surowiecki" title="James Surowiecki, The Financial Page, “The Jobs Crisis,” The New Yorker, January 3, 2011, http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2011/01/03/110103ta_talk_surowiecki"&gt;James Surowiecki, The Financial Page, “The Jobs Crisis,” The New Yorker, January 3, 2011, &lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2011/01/03/110103ta_talk_surowiecki"&gt;http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2011/01/03/110103ta_talk_surowiecki&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;
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&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="100" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Ok.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" height="30"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" style="border-bottom: 1px dotted #600; padding:15px 0 15px 0;"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/2604751855</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/2604751855</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 20:06:00 -0800</pubDate><category>corrections</category><category>prepositions</category><category>thenewyorker</category></item><item><title>Nobody pulls over for emergency vehicles 
while driving 
in Los...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4p33plryL1qzjv5bo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody pulls over for emergency vehicles &lt;br/&gt;
while driving &lt;br/&gt;
in Los Angeles. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Because they are everywhere &lt;br/&gt;
and always &lt;br/&gt;
and forever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/743374586</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/743374586</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 16:43:00 -0700</pubDate><category>driving</category><category>los angeles</category></item><item><title>The New Yorker: It feels more like a hotel than a like a house
2010, Daniel Stewart



(Click to...</title><description>&lt;h2&gt;The New Yorker: &lt;i&gt;It feels more like a hotel than &lt;span style="border-bottom: 3px solid red"&gt;a&lt;/span&gt; like a house&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h5&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:danieljstwrt@gmail.com"&gt;2010, Daniel Stewart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;

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&lt;a href="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pLxPfZZaKhr0ZNcMp-5V_Bg-f6PIfmKWRofO8a4zy10E2DegNt71PR4dquVq-dsV0oDpWzIKHntNzLxFaTVheQhtscB7dOPWN/Peter%20J.%20Boyer%2C%20The%20Sporting%20Scene%2C%20%E2%80%9CChanging%20Lanes%2C%E2%80%9D%20The%20New%20Yorker%2C%20May%2031%2C%202010%2C%20p.%2052-3_Digital.jpg" title="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 52-3"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pezy0f46u-6JsoQ5nGqEom4wAZSdOqoGmv6iStfcOUORZIKQHBv-UQvinbYdGTjM6KM5SfgWS55iCJsP-5Y3uI0aEwkPgXFO7/Peter%20J.%20Boyer%2C%20The%20Sporting%20Scene%2C%20%E2%80%9CChanging%20Lanes%2C%E2%80%9D%20The%20New%20Yorker%2C%20May%2031%2C%202010%2C%20p.%2052-3_Digital_320px.jpg" alt="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 52-3"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h6&gt;(Click to view page) &lt;a href="http://martinschoeller.com/" title="The official home of award-winning portrait photographer Martin Schoeller."&gt;&lt;i&gt;Photograph by Martin Schoeller&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; p. 52-3&lt;/h6&gt;
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&lt;div class="when"&gt;Monday, May 31, 2010&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Peter J. Boyer profiles race-car driver Danica Patrick for &lt;i&gt;The New Yorker&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pjAnGD3Swmu5C3Klm3ZmCdmPxQTGE1i7jMazvVFKL3A_ocVLaHwskb3rdfPRQrhGKYDrkbLONrdC0HOymtj-QIWnkTYa6f5ME/Peter%20J.%20Boyer%2C%20The%20Sporting%20Scene%2C%20%E2%80%9CChanging%20Lanes%2C%E2%80%9D%20The%20New%20Yorker%2C%20May%2031%2C%202010%2C%20p.%2053.jpg" title="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1panq522CXvWZt0mkq9wV707M2IYpgRwUVw9KtjqIyOfVgggDjG4R_F6p7Fp1W5LCNWYguPV1zh8tQQJeWVxznsGrb_lWrSIJ3/p59c1%C2%B64.jpg" alt="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 | p. 58 ¶3 {1/2}"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h6&gt;(Click to view page) p. 58 ¶3 {1/2} Print&lt;/h6&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pjAnGD3Swmu5C3Klm3ZmCdmPxQTGE1i7jMazvVFKL3A_ocVLaHwskb3rdfPRQrhGKYDrkbLONrdC0HOymtj-QIWnkTYa6f5ME/Peter%20J.%20Boyer%2C%20The%20Sporting%20Scene%2C%20%E2%80%9CChanging%20Lanes%2C%E2%80%9D%20The%20New%20Yorker%2C%20May%2031%2C%202010%2C%20p.%2053.jpg" title="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1panq522CXvWb-5VT6tzrGo2-_awmAyqGYwlzTG2FkvnxHaNNEcs3ZM8EPmXuv5YfkHW3NOiry6kr_CM4WinwDMhTBQGKynBfD/p59c2%C2%B61.jpg" alt="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 | p. 58 ¶3 {2/2}"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h6&gt;(Click to view page) p. 58 ¶3 {2/2} Print&lt;/h6&gt;
&lt;h6&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/05/31/100531fa_fact_boyer" title="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53"&gt;Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/h6&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;While researching his subject, Ms. Patrick and her husband, Paul Hospenthal invite Mr. Boyer into their home for dinner. Describing the place:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:justify;font-size:11pt;"&gt;“It feels more like a hotel than &lt;span style="border-bottom: 3px solid red"&gt;a&lt;/span&gt; like a house”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
I believe the 2&lt;span style="vertical-align:super;font-size:8pt;"&gt;nd&lt;/span&gt; indefinite article in this sentence is unnecessary.
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:justify;font-size:11pt;"&gt;“It feels more like a hotel than like a house”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pZF8YzDqYJ1D9OR0HEV73HHGeq-qjmVNq_Fc_y_SVO4NLw4elBGPrb69RAKEvhwB7qqarvBjGS5A7W4S5HIQTsohmxq4SUnas/Peter%20J.%20Boyer%2C%20The%20Sporting%20Scene%2C%20%E2%80%9CChanging%20Lanes%2C%E2%80%9D%20The%20New%20Yorker%2C%20May%2031%2C%202010%2C%20p.%2058-9_Digital.jpg" title="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 (Digital ed.)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pqlf3pBi4gG0pa9ViwpC9L6oi_PDH009ELvAdQJonAmZ38f8i6mhAFKk-XOVHwu6NW-lmdXX4U4vP9vB5YRxN6flzEqaQZbfd/p59c1%C2%B64_digital.png" alt="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 | p. 58 ¶3 {1/2} Digital ed."/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h6&gt;(Click to view page) p. 58 ¶3 {1/2} Digital ed.&lt;/h6&gt;
&lt;div class="video"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pZF8YzDqYJ1D9OR0HEV73HHGeq-qjmVNq_Fc_y_SVO4NLw4elBGPrb69RAKEvhwB7qqarvBjGS5A7W4S5HIQTsohmxq4SUnas/Peter%20J.%20Boyer%2C%20The%20Sporting%20Scene%2C%20%E2%80%9CChanging%20Lanes%2C%E2%80%9D%20The%20New%20Yorker%2C%20May%2031%2C%202010%2C%20p.%2058-9_Digital.jpg" title="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 (Digital ed.)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a2dqfg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p8xWxC3-N5CERKaGRLlOHGuodgM_qnulkIEOcRjwPJsFKili_dK9aUHfWh8XtuKU5Qa_FCIgvKRSJK3FOJ0bWNt74YppUC5MM/p59c2%C2%B61_digital.png" alt="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 | p. 58 ¶3 {2/2} Digital ed."/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h6&gt;(Click to view page) p. 58 ¶3 {2/2} Digital ed.&lt;/h6&gt;&lt;h6&gt;&lt;a href="http://archives.newyorker.com/?i=2010-05-31#folio=053" title="Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 (Digital ed.)"&gt;Peter J. Boyer, The Sporting Scene, “Changing Lanes,” The New Yorker, May 31, 2010, p. 53 (Digital ed.)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;
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For one weekend 
and a day, 
halfway through 
the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1agn4C4rq1qzjv5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Coachella &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
For one weekend &lt;br/&gt;
and a day, &lt;br/&gt;
halfway through &lt;br/&gt;
the month before May, &lt;br/&gt;
all the kids get together &lt;br/&gt;
they drive away from LA. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Some book hotels &lt;br/&gt;
they pamphlet the day, &lt;br/&gt;
they’re all in agreement, &lt;br/&gt;
“We came here to play!” &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And I swear this damn town, &lt;br/&gt;
I mean that of LA &lt;br/&gt;
almost shuts down, &lt;br/&gt;
“Rather quiet,” I say. &lt;br/&gt;
When that sound &lt;br/&gt;
cometh ‘round, &lt;br/&gt;
138 miles &lt;br/&gt;
away. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
For that day &lt;br/&gt;
for that weekend halfway, &lt;br/&gt;
for that month before May.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/541024514</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/541024514</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><category>music</category><category>events</category><category>coachella</category></item><item><title>So, the Dow Jones drops, like, 
a couple a’ thou. 
A flaw...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzvargk3Cn1qzjv5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, the Dow Jones drops, like, &lt;br/&gt;
a couple a’ thou. &lt;br/&gt;
A flaw in the model, &lt;br/&gt;
Wall Street’s runnin’ around. &lt;br/&gt;
Alan Greenspan, &lt;br/&gt;
the econo-mister &lt;br/&gt;
Christopher Brown. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Circa 2009.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/473810935</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/473810935</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:26:00 -0700</pubDate><category>finance</category><category>wall st.</category><category>the economy</category></item><item><title>This holiday hell 
that tiredly belle 
hath finally fell; 
a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv6wyAsWW1qzjv5bo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This holiday hell &lt;br/&gt;
that tiredly belle &lt;br/&gt;
hath finally fell; &lt;br/&gt;
a near death knell, &lt;br/&gt;
and recovered fairly well.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/354592586</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/354592586</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:22:00 -0800</pubDate><category>holidays</category></item><item><title>H2theizzO 


That abundant molecule 
with lyrical filler or, 
if...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0mk0IaHS1qzjv5bo1_r2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;H&lt;sub&gt;2&lt;/sub&gt;theizzO &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
That abundant molecule &lt;br/&gt;
with lyrical filler or, &lt;br/&gt;
if Jay-Z &lt;br/&gt;
ever &lt;br/&gt;
did &lt;br/&gt;
bottled water. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Circa 2001.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/293664667</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/293664667</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:40:00 -0800</pubDate><category>consumption</category><category>water</category><category>jay-z</category></item><item><title>Definitional Implication 
Drawing from a 3cr philosophy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0jvlugqP1qzjv5bo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Definitional Implication &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Drawing from a 3cr philosophy background, &lt;br/&gt;
I will explain the relationship between &lt;br/&gt;
AXE body spray &amp; MAXIM magazine. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span class="reply"&gt;If a man wears AXE body spray, &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span class="reply"&gt;Then that man also reads MAXIM magazine. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span class="reply"&gt;Not all men who read MAXIM magazine, &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span class="reply"&gt;   wear AXE body spray. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span class="reply"&gt;But &lt;i&gt;all&lt;/i&gt; men who wear AXE body spray, &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span class="reply"&gt;   read MAXIM magazine. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/149622/remainders-jolie+pitt-is-not-found-inside-a-fruit" title="Gawker: Remainders: Jolie-Pitt Is Not Found Inside a Fruit | Jan 19, 2006 5:45 PM By Jessica"&gt;Circa 2006. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/293623920</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/293623920</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:06:00 -0800</pubDate><category>consumption</category></item><item><title>If ever I have the financial means to do so 
I will buy a tow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku88woz1XH1qzjv5bo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If ever I have the financial means to do so &lt;br/&gt;
I will buy a tow truck, &lt;br/&gt;
and when I go out, &lt;br/&gt;
I will park it wherever the fuck I feel like. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Hazards ablaze.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/271597725</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/271597725</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:53:00 -0800</pubDate><category>parking</category></item><item><title>Britney Spears tears, 
Lady Gaga spins, 
Ashley Simpson laughs,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0myxcsr11qzjv5bo1_r2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Britney Spears tears, &lt;br/&gt;
Lady Gaga spins, &lt;br/&gt;
Ashley Simpson laughs, &lt;br/&gt;
much to my chagrin. &lt;br/&gt;
Cut to Karen O &lt;br/&gt;
but before I begin: &lt;br/&gt;
Sandie Shaw &lt;br/&gt;
Eurovision &lt;br/&gt;
1967 &lt;br/&gt;
Fin.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/266056693</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/266056693</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:16:00 -0800</pubDate><category>celebrity</category></item><item><title>East on the 10 
Toward downtown Los Angeles: 
At some point...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkpxoit151qzjv5bo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;East on the 10 &lt;br/&gt;
Toward downtown Los Angeles: &lt;br/&gt;
At some point &lt;br/&gt;
it seems, &lt;br/&gt;
every single driver &lt;br/&gt;
collectively agrees, &lt;br/&gt;
“Fuck it, we’re going 80.” &lt;br/&gt;
They can’t ticket everyone, &lt;br/&gt;
really.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/254538525</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/254538525</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:58:00 -0800</pubDate><category>driving</category></item><item><title>That warm toilet seat: 
It is comfortable, 
while not very...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kszj7zIp7Z1qzjv5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;That warm toilet seat: &lt;br/&gt;
It is comfortable, &lt;br/&gt;
while not very &lt;br/&gt;
comforting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/241251817</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/241251817</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:23:00 -0800</pubDate><category>temperature</category></item><item><title>t-x-t-m-s-g while d-r-v-i-n-g: Save it for a stop light.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krycsocjMJ1qzjv5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;t-x-t-m-s-g while d-r-v-i-n-g: &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span class="green" style="font-weight: normal"&gt;Save it&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span class="yellow" style="font-weight: normal"&gt;for a&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span class="red"&gt;stop light.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/220680793</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/220680793</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:34:00 -0700</pubDate><category>driving</category></item><item><title>A friend of mine,
this one girl,
she’s trying to lose...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kruftbFMWP1qzjv5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A friend of mine,&lt;br/&gt;
this one girl,&lt;br/&gt;
she’s trying to lose weight.&lt;/p&gt;

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Two weeks in,&lt;br/&gt;
she doth begin&lt;br/&gt;
to look quite thin.&lt;br/&gt;
Always out-of-it,&lt;br/&gt;
while rarely ever out.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
This one thing,&lt;br/&gt;
man,&lt;br/&gt;
she swears by it.&lt;br/&gt;
(But I can’t remember it’s name.)&lt;br/&gt;
What’s the name of that one thing?&lt;br/&gt;
(You know what I’m talking about.)&lt;br/&gt;
The one with the belt?&lt;br/&gt;
.&lt;br/&gt;
.&lt;span class="reply"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Lap-Band?&lt;/i&gt; (A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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And the weird canned food?&lt;br/&gt;
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.&lt;span class="reply"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Weight Watchers?&lt;/i&gt; (A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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And all those needles?&lt;br/&gt;
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.&lt;span class="reply"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Acupuncture?&lt;/i&gt; (A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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And all those spoons?&lt;br/&gt;
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.&lt;span class="reply"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hypnosis?&lt;/i&gt; (A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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No, no. That’s not it.&lt;br/&gt;
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Heroin.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/218682939</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/218682939</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:48:00 -0700</pubDate><category>addiction</category></item><item><title>Pop Music 


Is it a sound or, 
is it a retail benchmark?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krufccfFV41qzjv5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pop Music &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Is it a sound or, &lt;br/&gt;
is it a retail benchmark?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/218674217</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/218674217</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:38:00 -0700</pubDate><category>measurement</category></item><item><title>You know what? 


Do whatever you have to do to get your $....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqx3uuypbZ1qzjv5bo1_r4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know what? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Do whatever you have to do to get your &lt;span class="green"&gt;$&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;br/&gt;
When you finally get it, &lt;br/&gt;
do something special with it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/203046033</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/203046033</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:49:00 -0700</pubDate><category>employment</category></item><item><title>Can we all agree on one thing? 


Former President Bush 43: 
If...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqrl8xrqOb1qzjv5bo1_r4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can we all agree on one thing? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Former President Bush 43: &lt;br/&gt;
If he promised, &lt;br/&gt;
to be honest, &lt;br/&gt;
could write &lt;br/&gt;
an amazing memoir.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/200618430</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/200618430</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:19:00 -0700</pubDate><category>politics</category></item><item><title>I think the Aztec had it right.


If I were to pray, 
(and I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqbatsiAA01qzjv5bo1_r5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think the Aztec had it right.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
If I were to pray, &lt;br/&gt;
(and I wanted to be scientific about it) &lt;br/&gt;
I might pray to the Sun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/193207950</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/193207950</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:13:00 -0700</pubDate><category>astronomy</category></item><item><title>Life: 
Like a reproduced Kangxi porcelain vase. 
Like the water...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq97n87t951qzjv5bo1_r3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life: &lt;br/&gt;
Like a reproduced Kangxi porcelain vase. &lt;br/&gt;
Like the water and flowers inside of it. &lt;br/&gt;
It is cheap, &lt;br/&gt;
abundant, &lt;br/&gt;
and fragile.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/192303214</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/192303214</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:09:00 -0700</pubDate><category>simile</category></item><item><title>Sans Ferdinand 

The Prince of Bohemia unplanned or, 
if I ever...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq5f6dVDLl1qzjv5bo1_r5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sans Ferdinand &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Prince of Bohemia unplanned or, &lt;br/&gt;
if I ever start a Franz Ferdinand cover band.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/190721875</link><guid>http://lo-filosophy.com/post/190721875</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:01:00 -0700</pubDate><category>punishment</category></item></channel></rss>

